101 Amazing Lightbulb Jokes by Jack Goldstein

Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781782347712
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2013
Published: 2013-03-11T00:00:00+00:00

General - Part 4

How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. No, two. No, four. No, eight...

How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it and one to scratch his bum.

How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.

How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.

How many seabirds does it take to change a lightbulb?

About four or five terns ought to do the trick.

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill!

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

We’ll never know, they took an oath not to reveal it.

How many public opinion researchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

With what degree of certainty do you need to know?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it turns itself in.

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