101 Amazing Lightbulb Jokes by Jack Goldstein
Author:Jack Goldstein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: joke, knock, lol, rofl, hilarious, roflmao, lmao, funny, irl, laugh, humour, jokes, side split, injury, joking, just for laughs, giggle, children, guffaw, comedy
ISBN: 9781782347712
Publisher: Andrews UK Limited 2013
Published: 2013-03-11T00:00:00+00:00
General - Part 4
How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. No, two. No, four. No, eight...
How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to do it and one to scratch his bum.
How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.
How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.
How many seabirds does it take to change a lightbulb?
About four or five terns ought to do the trick.
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Are you kidding? They won’t even change a five dollar bill!
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
We’ll never know, they took an oath not to reveal it.
How many public opinion researchers does it take to change a lightbulb?
With what degree of certainty do you need to know?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it turns itself in.
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